Breakfast Banquet

2 x oatcakes with sausage and cheese, 2 x oatcakes with bacon and cheese, 2 x oatcakes with cheese, 2 x oatcakes with cheese & onion, 1 x oatcake with bacon & egg, 1 x oatcake with sausage & egg, 1 x pot with beans, 1 x pot with tomatoes, 1 x pot with mushrooms, 4 slices buttered toast and 2 large bottles of Pepsi max.